This is Clyde. He is my 9 year old cat. Clyde is smarter than the usual cat in that he appears to understand English; well, at least respond to it. He knows how to lead us to the food bowl or water bowl when it is low. He also knows his name and will respond with a 'mrow' when you call him. Additionally, he responds to his numerous nicknames. Speaking of nicknames, I have decided to list what I call Clyde on a fairly regular basis. Here goes:
1. Mr. Mew
2. Mr. Tail
3. Pon farr kitty
4. Mr. Honch
5. General Meow
6. Chairman Meow (I alternate between general and chairman)
7. Mr. Puffy Cheeks (in homage to my deceased cat Rascal)
8. Clyde-je-woo
9. Woo
10. Scooter (after a disturbing incident involving Easter grass several years ago)
It is a pretty impressive list for a cat to respond to. Mind you, if I piss him off, he will just sit there and glare at me while I call him stupid names. I can see it in his eyes that he understands but will not humor me since I have annoyed him and now must suffer the 'silent treatment.'
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Chairman Meow should totally be number one...
ReplyDeleteThe list actually goes by what I call him the most. I often refer to Mr. Mew to the point where people have gotten confused when I refer to him as 'Clyde'.
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